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Each candle arrives in a reusable tin-plated steel vessel with a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick for an even, mindful burn. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly coconut-soy wax blend (vegan; biodegradable; toxin-, paraben-, and phthalate-free)\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable tin-plated steel vessel — cleans and repurposes as decor\u003cbr\u003e- Warm Vanilla Bean smell\u003cbr\u003e- 4oz (≈20 hr burn); hand-poured in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick for a clean, even burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. 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