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The glossy wraparound print keeps the design bold and visible while the vacuum-insulated body guards temperatures for hours. Whether perched on your desk during a long shift, tucked into a commuter cup holder, or carried between errands, it holds coffee hot and iced drinks cold while staying resistant to rust and staining. The clear push-on lid with rubber gasket gives a reliable seal and a comfortable sip; dishwasher-safe construction makes cleanup simple. 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The glossy wraparound print keeps the bold text crisp while the double-wall vacuum insulation holds temperatures steady through long commutes, desk sessions, or late-night shifts. A clear push-on lid with a rubber gasket seals in warmth and prevents spills, and the durable stainless body resists rust and staining so the message stays as sharp as your mood. Dishwasher-safe and built to be reached for again and again, this tumbler fits into routines where caffeine and candidness go hand in hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- WORDING:  \"What (and I can't stress this enough) the FUCK.\"\u003cbr\u003e- 20oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel body for long-lasting temperature control\u003cbr\u003e- Clear push-on lid with rubber gasket for a secure, spill-resistant seal\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy full-wrap printed finish for bold, high-contrast design\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, rust- and stain-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy everyday cleaning\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47087216820361,"sku":"22704891713650793089","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/2378\/1769\/files\/3082581794628747413_2048.jpg?v=1782329808"},{"product_id":"travel-tumbler-they-are-wrong","title":"Travel Tumbler – They are wrong...","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis 20oz stainless steel tumbler carries a sharp, witty voice wrapped in a glossy, full-color finish. Built for day-long drinks, its vacuum-insulated double-wall construction keeps coffee steaming or iced beverages chilled while the clear push-on lid with rubber gasket seals in heat (or prevents spills). The slim, rounded design fits cup holders and slips easily into a bag — a compact companion for commutes, desk days, or long walks. The clean white background makes the bold black type pop, so the message reads loud and true without fuss. Durable, dishwasher-safe materials mean this tumbler stands up to regular use and stays looking fresh wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- WORDING:  \"Not everyone is going to think you are smart, gorgeous and amazing.  But they are wrong.  Dickheads.\"\u003cbr\u003e- Double-wall stainless steel vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold\u003cbr\u003e- Clear push-on lid with rubber gasket for a secure seal\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, full-wrap color print on a white background\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe construction for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- 20oz capacity with slim, rounded shape that fits most cup holders\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":47087220949129,"sku":"63721124838785176926","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/2378\/1769\/files\/13955066453879033240_2048.jpg?v=1782330171"},{"product_id":"travel-tumbler-locally-hated-minimalist-travel-cup","title":"Travel Tumbler — 'Locally Hated' Minimalist Travel Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003eA slim, glossy 20oz stainless steel tumbler that carries a wry, city-smart vibe. 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