{"product_id":"bottle-opener-adulting-is-bullshit-novelty-opener","title":"Bottle Opener — Adulting is Bullshit","description":"This compact bottle opener feels like the small rebellion you need after a long day. Crisp, black type sits on a clean white cap — a blunt, funny reminder that adulting can be exhausting. Flip it over and the sturdy metal underside becomes instantly useful: two different opening edges tackle pry-off caps without fuss, while two built-in magnets let you stash it on the fridge for quick reach. The matte polycarbonate top keeps the print sharp and glare-free, and the compact 3\" diameter fits comfortably in hand or pocket. It’s a practical little object that brings a grin and gets the job done — for casual hangouts, late-night kitchen counters, or whenever a tiny act of defiance feels right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Dual-sided design: printed magnetic top and metal opening mechanisms on the bottom\u003cbr\u003e- Two opening mechanisms to handle different pry-off caps\u003cbr\u003e- 3\" (7.6 cm) compact size — pocket- and fridge-ready\u003cbr\u003e- Durable materials: polycarbonate shell, metal body, and magnet\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish with vibrant, crisp print colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean any spills or stains\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":46844189737097,"sku":"21240972724886811463","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/2378\/1769\/files\/13939893188886853268_2048.jpg?v=1780691535","url":"https:\/\/snarkylittlesayings.com\/products\/bottle-opener-adulting-is-bullshit-novelty-opener","provider":"Snarky Little Sayings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}