{"product_id":"damn-candle","title":"Damn Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle proudly shows off one of my favorite snarky sayings, \"Damn, I almost gave a fuck.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-poured tin candle that brings atmosphere and attitude to small spaces. These coconut-soy candles fill a room with clean, layered fragrance. Each candle arrives in a reusable tin-plated steel vessel with a lead- and zinc-free cotton wick for an even, mindful burn. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly coconut-soy wax blend (vegan; biodegradable; toxin-, paraben-, and phthalate-free)\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable tin-plated steel vessel — cleans and repurposes as decor\u003cbr\u003e- Warm Vanilla Bean smell\u003cbr\u003e- 4oz (≈20 hr burn); hand-poured in the USA\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and zinc-free cotton wick for a clean, even burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snarky Little Sayings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46838095151241,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/2378\/1769\/files\/Screenshot_2026-06-03_at_10.00.00_AM.png?v=1780499983","url":"https:\/\/snarkylittlesayings.com\/products\/damn-candle","provider":"Snarky Little Sayings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}